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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker — Can J.J. Abrams stick the touchdown?

2019-10-13 18:37:00

Will the Darkish Facet of Star Wars fandom settle for J.J. Abrams’ newest?


This December, after a staggering 42 years, the Star Wars trilogy of trilogies involves an in depth. With J.J. Abrams as soon as once more on the helm, the satirically titled Rise of Skywalker marks the top of the nine-movie Skywalker saga. 

Here is the large query: Can Abrams stick the touchdown? After his typically well-received first Star Wars effort, The Drive Awakens, and the decidedly controversial Rian Johnson follow-up, The Final Jedi, Abrams has the possibility to ship the trilogy — and your entire collection — out on a excessive observe. Possibly the very best observe. 

No stress. 

Can he do it? Will he inform a narrative that is without delay thrilling and satisfying? Give us solutions to burning questions? Drop a number of surprises alongside the way in which? 

Let’s talk about. Don’t fret, no spoilers. However to completely perceive my predictions and perspective, that you must know me a bit of higher. Right here, then, is my Star Wars origin story. 

It is 1977. I am 9 years previous and dragging behind my mother and father, who’ve advised me nothing in regards to the film we’re about to see. Star … Wars? Sounds wholly uninteresting. Granted, films hadn’t but performed a formative position in my life. I keep in mind laughing at Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor in Silver Streak and Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Bandit. In actual fact, the latter opened the identical weekend as Star Wars, and I am certain I noticed it first. 

However on that fateful day, I would skilled treasured little science fiction, save maybe for a number of Star Trek reruns. I favored the spaceships, certain, however past that it held little attraction. Therefore it was a really glum little Ricky who plopped down in his seat. No runaway trains? No Trans-Ams? No, thanks. 

I do not keep in mind how lengthy it took for my mind to catch fireplace. Was it when the Laurel and Hardy robots strolled by a flurry of blaster fireplace, inflicting the theater to erupt with laughter? Or when the monstrous determine in a black cape hoisted a person by the neck, inflicting a collective gasp? My total recollections of that first viewing are a blur, however I do know this for sure: Two hours later, I emerged remodeled. In a single day my world turned Star Wars and each ancillary side of it: computer systems, robots, know-how, outer area, spaceships, film tie-in books, magazines, motion figures, soundtracks. 

I distinctly keep in mind going batshit loopy when a TV business introduced The Star Wars Vacation Particular. (Little did I do know what I used to be in for.) I distinctly keep in mind arguing with associates who insisted the film was fantasy, not science fiction. (Technically, they had been proper — as a result of The Drive — however they had been additionally snobby dorks. After I consider sci-fi, I consider Star Wars.) 

Flash-forward to 1999. I am 31 and, like everybody else on the planet, holding a ticket to see The Phantom Menace, the primary of three Star Wars prequels. Three! If the unique films appeared unimaginable with 70s and 80s know-how, think about how they’d look on the cusp of the 21st century. 

Two hours later, I emerged… nicely, like everybody else on the planet, confused and upset. What… the hell… was that? Commerce disputes? Midichlorians? Jake Lloyd? 

Eh, okay, even George Lucas can whiff now and again. He’ll pull it collectively for Assault of the Clones. And Revenge of the Sith.

Nope. And nope. I am not saying the prequels are dangerous, simply that I’ve no want to observe them ever once more. They’re uninteresting and soulless and dumb and I hate them I hate them I hate them. 

Flash-forward to 2015. Star Wars continues! Blessedly, with George Lucas’ misguided pen nowhere in sight. As an alternative, The Drive would reawaken underneath the cautious eye of J.J. Abrams, the person behind Alias, Misplaced, a superb Mission Unattainable outing and a rattling high quality Star Trek reboot. That is gonna be good. 

However it wasn’t good. Though The Drive Awakens had extra nuance in its pinky toe than all three prequels mixed, it gave us flat characters and a nonsensical (to say nothing of rehashed) plot. It requested us to like Rey and Finn not as a result of we felt for them or recognized with them, however just because they had been the celebrities of a Star Wars film. Nothing in regards to the story felt natural; as a substitute, we had been force-fed (sorry) our heroes, villains and plot factors. The Millennium Falcon is simply sitting round with the keys within the ignition? Finn and Poe Dameron are BFFs after spending, what, 5 minutes collectively? And, come on, one other Dying Star? 

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I will not say a lot about The Final Jedi, as a result of that was a Rian Johnson joint and we’re right here to speak about Abrams’ newest. I am going to give it reward for a minimum of making an attempt to combine up the formulation, even when it failed miserably at instances. Its worst offense: turning our harmless Tatooine farmboy-cum-Jedi, our beloved hero, right into a dick. If you are going to dig up Luke Skywalker, do not make him grumpy and unlikable. And if you are going to kill him on the finish, work out a option to do it that does not go away everybody scratching their heads. “Huh? He died from… Drive-projection exhaustion?” 

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Low hopes

So right here we’re, one film left, with Abrams quarterbacking once more. Positive, I am hoping it will be nice, or a minimum of good, however my inside baby — who’s been sulking within the closet ever since 1999 — is doubtful. The reality is I’ve low hopes for The Rise of Skywalker, partially as a result of Abrams has a combined monitor file in the case of closure (see: Alias, Misplaced, and many others.). 

However the bigger drawback could be the script: Abrams co-wrote it with Chris Terrio, who penned Batman v Superman and Justice League — a pair of extremely dangerous movies. Some (perhaps most) of the blame there goes to director Zack Snyder, however I worry The Rise of Skywalker has rot in its bones. There isn’t any strong basis on which to construct, no option to conclude a narrative which, let’s face it, concluded on the finish of Return of the Jedi. The place I am aching for one thing authentic, or a minimum of logical, I count on we’re in for extra nonsensical moments (a decades-dormant R2-D2 abruptly wakes up as a result of … the film’s about to finish and it is time to discover Luke?) and intelligence-insulting motion sequences (the First Order’s fleet cannot catch the Resistance ships till they run out of gas?!). 

Ah, however what in regards to the trailers? They give the impression of being cool, proper? I am going to need to take your phrase for it, as a result of I do not watch trailers. Trailers spoil films. I do not need any jokes spoiled, visuals revealed, surprises telegraphed. I need to go into the film chilly, with near zero thought what’s coming. The extra you’ve got seen upfront, the much less you are going to benefit from the movie. Interval. 

Full disclosure: I briefly broke my rule, solely as a result of I am feeling fairly “over it” about the entire franchise. I watched the primary teaser, the one with Rey staring down, then working from, a land-skimming TIE Fighter, which simply appeared ridiculous out of context. T

hen I heard that acquainted, menacing cackle on the finish, and that is after I knew I used to be in for an additional disappointing Star Wars outing. So Emperor Palpatine is alive, apparently? How authentic. The Drive Awakens gave us Dying Star 3.0; seems like The Rise of Skywalker goes for Huge Dangerous 1.0. Yawn. 

There’s one other shadow looming over The Rise of Skywalker, one which’s unhappy and inescapable: Nonetheless the film handles the dying of Princess Leia, it will really feel synthetic and contrived because it forces us to recollect dearly departed Carrie Fisher. It will take us out of the story for that collective in-memoriam recognition. 

Consider Star Wars’ greatest moments. Luke and Leia swinging throughout the chasm. Han showing on the final second (“Yee-haw!”) to offer Luke the all-clear. Yoda elevating the X-Wing from the swamp. Darth Vader spilling the beans; Luke’s gut-wrenching response. The shock of Lando’s betrayal. Vader saving his son from the Emperor (earlier than George Lucas ruined it with that insipid “Noooooo!”). 

No fashionable Star Wars film has given us a single goose-flesh second to rival any of those, and that is all of the proof I want that the Skywalker saga will exit in a blaze of Drive-push, with little or no pull. Show me fallacious, Abrams. 

Initially revealed Oct. 12. 

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